When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today?
.
Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English

Handsome men are not funny but Those Ugly ones will make u laugh,
untill u laugh urself into a relationship

SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship

Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?

I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.

Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home,
it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come
Even my self I won’t be there

Facebook is for posting jokes , so if you post your relationship,
your relationship is a joke..

Every girl is beautiful, but sometimes it takes the right amount of
alcohol to see the beauty of some.😂😂🤣

Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.

I want to start a TV show that helps people to get their Jersey back from their Ex…

Does Anyone Actually Know What You’re Suppose To Do
When People Are Singing Happy Birthday To You

Loyal girlfriends are always broke
even now they don’t have data..!

I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until
I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,….
my leg didn’t touch the ground.

Jumping from one girl to another is a sign of telling God you want to be a frog.

*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER*
A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, “can I see food *syllabus* please?
The waiter said, “What?”
The teacher replied, *”Table of contents”*
The waiter said, “No we don’t have such”
The teacher, “I mean *food curriculum”* 😜😜😜😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂Good day Teachers.

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test