You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie

Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle

Earphones are like underwears
do you share your underwear

Once you turn 25yrs and above there’s no need to set an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up by force

A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb

As you go talk over the strength
You will share a mango to ball

A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink

I Only Post Jokes For my Crush I wonder Why Others Are Laughing 👉

sometimes we reply because we opened the message by mistake

My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral

Yesterday I got a job at the army should
I start shooting people or is it still early

You can take a river to the donkey
but you will never force the river to drink the donkey

pastor got out of his car and was slapped by an unknown man for no reason.
Everyone around was wondering what the pastor was going to do.
He moved three steps back and gave the man a serious slap…serious heart breaking slap.
A lady nearby even felt the impact of the slap in her face and asked the pastor, ‘Why didn’t u forgive?’.He said , ” there’s more blessing in giving than receiving”.

First year University of Venda medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
Professor Rainbow started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, “The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then professor Rainbow looked at them & said: “The most important 2nd Quality is “Observation”. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger… Now learn to pay attention!!
“ALL the students fainted!!

NAKED TRUTH
*Strange things we do in Africa in the name of “It’s Our Culture*
*1. We care more for the dead than we do for the living!*
*2. We spend more to bury a person than we do to save his/her life.*
*3. We will not travel to go see a sick relative but will travel to bury him/her*
*4. People will rarely respect you while alive but will want to “pay their last respects” to your casket.*
*5. A person may NEVER receive roses in
his/her entire life but he/she will get lots dumped on his/her coffin and graveyard!*
*6. We will spend a night at a neighbour’s funeral and it will be our first time to see the inside of his/her house!*
*7. No one gives a damn to know your village until you die and they will all fill cars after cars to “escort” your corpse*
*8. We will take the dead to the mosque/temple/
church knowing full well that he or she had nothing to do with worship while alive.*
*9. We might not have granite tops in our kitchens but use the granite in the graveyard!*
*10. An entire village might not have a single house with cement floor but the only place with cement floor will be the tomb of a late illustrious son or daughter!*
*We need “Cultural Reforms”. We have a culture of “hypocrisy”
… a culture that is “Pro-death” and NOT “Pro-life!”*
*We need to value life BEFORE death.*
Please love me while I am alive. Show me your kindness now that I need it. Your presence at my funeral will never make up for your absence when I have the greatest need of you. Do it now than regret later.
*This got me thinking