Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!

If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!

The rudeness of Public Hospital nurses alone is enough to chase away
the disease from your body..!

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir

A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito

For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.

We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: U.N

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .

That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management

I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂

Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.

Lawyer: On What Grounds ?

Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .

Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔

Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me

Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??

Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…