Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..

Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down

Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster

Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs

Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?

Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life

In every clinic or hospital there is always dat cleaner
who thinks she is a nurse

My neighbour bought a sound system for the first time
now he’s calling his kids using a Mic

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

Teacher : what is beetroot..?

Mbali :It’s a Potato with high blood pressure..!!

Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend to bath well,
dress nice and stay away from weed

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones

I almost fainted when I heard my crush saying this:
“I-green pepper ebovu”
I’m no longer crushin’ any girl..

The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed

I Had A Fight With My Roommate Since Ya-Madoda Ay’pheli😏…I Have Decided To Remove All The Labels On The Tins (Fish, CHAKALAKA, Beans) He Must Eat Surprises The Whole Month

I hope no one one ever feels pressured into buying me something special when I’m visiting their home 🏠, I eat what everyone eats😃, I sit where everyone is sitting😃, I sleep where everyone sleeps😃, I was taught that at home and I grew up with it