Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.
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Clever Boy
The teacher says to the class:who ever stand up is stupid.
No body stand up
TEACHER: I said who ever stand up is STUPID!
Solomon stands up.
TEACHER:Solomon,do you really think that you are stupid?
SOLOMON: No Ma,I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
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When I was a small boy my grandmother use to call me
my boy friend playing with my some thing,
but when I matured she started calling me my grand son
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I will not allow my daughter to play hide and seek.
Coz I remember what I used to do to others girls while we were young
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Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,
sorry. What was the password?
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Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???
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It’s only in Africa 🌎where setting a bed🛌 at the centre of the room is not normal,🤷 it only becomes a normal when it touches the wall.
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So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity
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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger
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Only a black person will be lost in town but still
pretend to know where they’re going
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My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒…
so I also hid her false teeth😏….
I guess no ones eating today
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South Africa is not going forward because we still have people
who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.
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My relatives: When are you getting married?
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Me: On my wedding day!
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If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!
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If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!
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Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..👌
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!
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