Some of this girls can really post but
only to find that their fans are still in south Africa
on their village too🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂
ahh planet earth weights more in south Africa

If you are a married man and you find
yourself attracted to schoolgirls,
my brother just buy your wife a school uniform.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

And you give your crush your homework to copy and
she gets a zero

True love is when you die and your girlfriend
kills her self to make sure you don’t talk to other girls in heaven

When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”

Taxi was full,so this female nurse wearing uniform didn’t hv a seat,other man offered her to sit on top of him,this guy wanted to start conversation,are you nurse? Asked the guy, yes hw did you know?your uniform!
Then the nurse asked the guy;are you mechanic, the guy was surprised, yes I am how did you know, your jerk is jerking me

Ladies,pls upload the pictures of your sugar daddies,
am looking for my grandpa for the past 2 days now..
Pls release him Valentine is over.

*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.

Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So whats your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

I hate friends who can’t handle alcohol😒😒

Last Weekend my friends dropped me twice
while carrying me back home while I was drunk

I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me

The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore

To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man

My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!

I will never allow my Grandma to stay in an old age home🙅‍♀️

She’s gonna stay with my sister.

A lady asked her boy, “Baby, am i the only one that you love in this world ?”. 😂 😂 😂
.
The boyfriend replied, “Yes, you are the one only one, but why are you all asking same question ?”