Her: bro your face looks familiar
Me: ok
Her: you know Gadaffi from generations
Me:yes i do
Her: you look like his friend cosmo

I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky

Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult

When Did You Realise You Were An Adult ?

Me: it Was When Christmas came And There Was No Talk About
Christmas And New Year’s Clothes .. You ?

On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife
will be chased out, i hate confusion

The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.

Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?

Why do alcohol companies use models 4 their
adverts?? Are they ashamed of their real
customers??

If you see me buying cabage this January,
just know that I will be making salad…..

I will be making a lot salad this January…

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.

If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship

If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night*

This year I wanna meet a girl with books and files bump into her then they fall… We pick them up together look into each other’s eyes and live happily ever after

On the 31st December, I hired 20 people on my non existant company, bcos I was drunk. Now they keep calling me, they wanna start working. What can I do guys?

Dear Ladies . Call your man and say ,
You thought i won’t find out then hang up your phone
don’t answer his calls. You will hear the confession

I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work