Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point

Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death

If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!

If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!

If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋

Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?

I was talking to myself last night and
we both agreed that you’re crazy..

WEED is Dangerous
I can’t believe i finished 1L of Vinegar thinking it’s Wine🍷….

My neighbour is busy complaining about her lost chicken,
mxm it wasn’t even delicious

For those asking me hore how is 2019 pls stop,
am also new here only 4 days