Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media

When I’m Mad At Bae😏
I Even Remove Her From “Bluetooth Paired Device”

When the relationship is in ICU
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Her – I love you.
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Him – My data is finished, I’ll respond you tomorrow

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgiveness. The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The first man:” I have lied! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the water and was “saved “. Then the second man went up to the Father and said:” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The second man: ” I have stolen from the jeweler’s ! ” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. ” And so the man drank the holy water and was “saved “. The third man went up to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned! ” Father: “What have you done? ” The third man: ” I peed in the Holy water! “

In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days

Wow I can’t believe that all this time I’ve been wasting my time eating meat and soft drinks😒..
when I can eat cabbage and drink water..which is delicious and very healthy Shem😍

Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!

Things are now getting better
we are now having girls who just want to sleep with us
and move on with their life!

I was driving to the airport to catch my flight
when I saw a sign that said “Airport Left”.
So I turned around and went home..! ☝

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

‘I passed’ won’t convince us enough,
just post for certificate we will see it on our own

My bro, This year we are dating young girls who were born in 2000,
not these freedom fighters that give us a hard time!

Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
Landlord calling….
New number calling…

😏I’m not that stupid

When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty

And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “