Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done

*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*

If you win 5 million :. How much would you give your bae .
Me:R70

Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

I don’t know english that much
but i know kidney means a knee of a kid

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

Those who dress smartly and smell fine
but wear wristwatch that isn’t working
are among the problems we face in South Africa

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary

When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

The way I have anger issues
I just carried a fridge to kill a spider

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!

No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child