Dear Future Wife

If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would
take ur phone n delete a
sms of a job interview

Writting her on your bio and
writting about her everyday doesn’t
scare us
.
We’ve entered Toilets written
“Ladies only”

A lot of people think strippers are whores,
you will be shocked to find most whores work in offices,
hospitals, banks, supermarkets & a lot are in universities

When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ

Never let anyone do more for you than
you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!

If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day…….
just know that the other relationship is doing fine

Month end am selling ma bed
because i won’t need it on December

I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

Some girls need to wear socks with their heels cause
their toes be throwing gang signs…

You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN

THREE CLASSES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN NEVER ADVICE.
1. Women in love.
2. Men with money
3. ARSENAL FANS

When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?