When a girl tells you I’m not ready to date,
she is simply saying I don’t like you in a polite way.

When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed
and you accidentally say:
“I Know”..!!

Most people value their appearance more than their Brains,
that is why we have so many well dressed Idiots with zero manners..

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

Father!!!!
Forgive me, for i’m about to steal someone’s wife/girlfriend……
be cause when they stole mine you didn’t say or do anything!!!
Amen

Hey guys,

Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.

I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.

These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.

I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.

I will keep you all updated

Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming

– High School invigilators And Their English 😏👇

” You Are Left With 15 Minutes Remaining ”

The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.

Dating a married man is like driving a
government car it will never be yours

God is great
my friend just came to visit me
right after i finished eating

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital

I hope we never become the parents
who ask their daughters what they did wrong
every time a man gets abusive with them.

As we South Africans know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11-year- old next door,
whose bedroom looks like Mission Control,
and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him,”So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless enquired,
“An, ID ten T error ? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”
Eric grinned…..”Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?” “No,” I replied.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”
So I wrote down: ID10T…. Then I realized that little bastard just referred to me as an “idiot”
I used to like Eric, the little bastard….

To Those Who Are Heart Broken💔,
I Am Selling A Super Glue🙆