*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis

Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming

When he knows when your periods end but
doesn’t know your birthday
my sister run away and never look back.

pastor: who died and woke up again
Sunday school: undertaker

We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

Police Dog passing by your House seeing
your Dog chilling at Home n be like “Check
that unemployment Dude Mahlalela”

How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?

DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……

Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”

You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae
Then She Updates a Status Saying
“What A Boring Day”

Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??

If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??

He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr

You know even if you can call him/her BAE in public or
even post his/her pics on social networks
“They will still cheat on you”