My goal for this year is to be crazy rich…..
im already crazy.

When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow”
My brother your days are numbered…

Do you know when you sleep till 2pm
you save money you would have used for breakfast?
Think about it.

You see those guys who dont post anything
but they are always online.
They are busy begging girls
to come to their house

Hi guys
I need the wheelchair plz where to buy and
how much do they deliver or only for collection
can I place an order
my relationship is not going well

An Engineering student went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of
“Computer Hacking Investigator”.
The HR asked him, “So,what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well”,he replied, “well I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview …”

Do you think he got the job?

Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at your looks and bank balance too.

I Went on blind date with this blonde girl the other day…she suggested we go to Mcdonald’s to grab something to eat and I said, only if you can spell Mcdonald’s. She said…………Why dont we go to KFC instead?

Many Guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text:
“Please can you do me a favor”

You see those girls who are ever online, they
are there begging data , airtime & money
from different guys…

To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative😂😂😂.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!

King Solomon had 700 wives and
cheated on them with 300 concubines &
God still loved him.
Your husband cheats on you with one maid
and we can’t have peace. Ladies read the Bible*

*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*

I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I
think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ..is this you?’

My Crush😍: So Are you single?

Me: I’ve been hurt 0616327639 times

Guys need help…if girlfriend i love you is not it at all…
how girlfriend is not into love me cheating boyfriend? ??