Girl friend: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boyfriend:This depends on your husband if he allows me.

If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???

If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday

I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App
especially those who can’t: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

You pay a visit to your friend in his house and you found out that he is taking his shower. You see a lottery ticket not scratched on his table. Since no one was there, you took it and scratched it and it wins $5000. With this joy in your heart, you put it in your pocket and you replaced it quickly with the ticket you yourself bought. When your friend finished his shower, he took the replaced ticket, scratched it in front of you and he won $3 million.
Now my question: What will you do?

In the interim, enjoy your torture!!!

To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers

Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player

Real Happiness is being the main chick in both relationships

Some girls are really funny you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s
yet your father is still broke in his 60’s.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
.
luckily i was still up playing load music

Dear ladies, the only reason why your man takes a bath with you
is to prevent you from going through his phone.

It has nothing to do with being romantic..

That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH

I don’t know what is wrong with me anytime someone calls me sweetheart🙈🙈 I will just be sending Credit to the person 😀😀😀😀🏃🏃🙈😛