A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”

Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.

Today I went to school in a taxi
DRIVER : I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do he said! 😎😎😎.
After a few seconds I said : TURN LEFT !!!!!!!

The day i decided to quit Instagram was the day
I realised this app is for people who bath everyday

I didn’t have a problem with foreigners until
they started selling fake and expired foods😏
I really wanna know why they risking
our lives with poisonous foods.

I dont mean to brag but my bank says
I have ‘an outstanding balance’!

A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and I’ll be 50 in seven years!”
I said “And how old will you be in 7 years if you don’t go?”🤷🏿
It’s never too late to start chasing your dreams.

When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!

13 Year old girls be like “I need a man who….”
Lol😂😂😂 No No No, Baby girl, the only man in your life should be
SpongeBob SquarePants now go finish your Homework.

Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists

Her : Unlock Ur Phone
Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That

Imagine being married to a white person…
coming back home from a long day at work to speak english

ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!