If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources

If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick

Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage

That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.

if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and
before u come back they were gone,
forget it, u were adopted.

Just Gave a Fat Woman Wrong Directions
Hayi She Needed Some Exercise

Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble

Dating a Married Man is not the problem until
you see your name saved as engine oil.

Wen l drink alcohol…Evryone says l’m alcoholic.But…
Wen l drink Fanta..No one says l’m fantastic

Her: Hey sugar
Me: hello teabag
She blocked me😱
I thought we were making tea

August weather 1 minute its Hot and
the next its Cold then boom its Windy,,,
No wonder its called Woman’s Month..

My Sister if you’re still with your baby daddy,
you, your mother and your grandmother know what you did