My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread

Being single for a long time can make you forget
how to spell releshensheep

If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out…
Just know it’s over between us..

Main Chicks Don’t Comment On They Man
Posts Or Pictures They Monitor The Comment
Section And Screenshot The Suspicious Ones
For Verification

I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.

There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕
Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours

A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

If you’re sick never google the symptoms✋
You’ll die from stress

Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…

An idiot found a iPhone on the floor, He give it to a police officer, however, the officer thought it was a prank and didn’t receive it. Then this idiot kept the iPhone and start using it., Then a funny scene happened: the idiot keep tapping on …. ……See More