I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate
that I’ve eaten already.

When you dating i2000 and taking a walk near High way
she goes: bbe all this cars going this direction are mine
and this other one going this direction are yours ne.

If you call 📞 me with PRIVATE Call…
I will respect your privacy not answer it

Listen drunk me and sober me are not the same person✋…so if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me😐…don’t come to sober me because we weren’t there…We don’t know what happened🚶🚶🚶…Please understand

Girls tell us how do you survive 5 days without going to the toilet
when you at your boy’s crib?

You call me Man but you don’t understand✋
I’m more than that

Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance

How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz
I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.

Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!

Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.

Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering