Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister

I’ve been at Kruger National Park several times, but I’ve never see a Lion chasing Impala or Zebra…
Now I now know that what we see on National Geographic Wild Channel is jus acting

My girlfriend is Clever I called her with My friend’s phone and she answer
“Hey Bbe ” She Just knew it was me!!

Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.

How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say
“Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps 😳😳😳.🙈🙈🙈

True/false

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered the same

There was a beautiful girl in a village admired by four men.
SINGER
HUNTER
DOCTOR
FISHERMAN
One day,she went to wash her clothes by the river coincidentally the four men where there watching her, All of a sudden a crocodile bit her and dragged her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful song ,the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was dead . The girl floated on the water.
The FISHERMAN dived in and brought her out to the shore then,
The DOCTOR treated her and she was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the girl among the four men?
Need answer from intelligent people like U!!!!!

Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!

Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(

Break up with me but in a few hours later I’ll be in a five months relationship
with another woman, no stress

What type of car can your salary buy???
MINE: car-rot

Ladies, If you want to keep a man treat him like a new customer, if he cheats don’t fight or interrogate him, instead give him reasons to stay. And remember a customer is always right, do not quarrel with your man

Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.