I hate it when am cooking and someone
open the door of POT to listen SALT

Dating a girl who bleached is not a problem. The problem is when she gets pregnant and you’re expecting a cute baby like NEYMAR.
👇
Then boom POGBA
Swain_da_SpoiltBrat

I am given a wedding invitation card and I can see a writing at the bottom “RSVP” I think they mean “Rice and Stew Very Plenty”
I can’t miss this wedding

Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time🚶

When you’re dating a jealous chick
Girl: where are you?
Boy: In church
Girl: Give the phone to Jesus

One day a woman got pregnant for 9 months
and gave birth to this idiot
who’s going to skip this post

Just because you’re slim doesn’t mean you’re a Model✋😒
Find something to eat

When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women

Today i wanna try something new
like sleeping on the ironing board

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water

Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else

Breaking news

A Skhothane

won a lotto and burn the lottery ticket

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

I Gave my Daughter A Boy’s Name.
No One Will Want To Date A Girl Named Solomon

Ladies please stop cheating back,
it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.