Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath,
And Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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All beautiful girls have got kids…..!
If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step father!!!!!!
Morning single guys and with this winter
you all have that one sleeping style
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Husband : Julie, get ready fast. We are getting late for the party
Wife : I am Julie not Maggie to get ready in 2 minutes
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Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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You’re not black enough if you’ve never used a knife
to shave your Private Parts…
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Buying data is the thing that’s holding me from being a millionaire
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When you’re ugly they call u a stalker
but when you’re cute
they call you a secret admirer…
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You still need to grow up if you think
your relatives care about you
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Soon some girls will realise it was not love😉
It’s was winter
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What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Great Thought in Modified Version….
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝
Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.
For security reasons, I finally chose TV.
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