Why is someone who borrows money
but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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A woman goes to her bank with a cheque from her husband.
The cashier tells her it has to be endorsed,
so she writes on the back, ‘My husband is a wonderful man
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There was two blonds on a boat in the middle of no where
and they tried to swim one around the other
swam half way got tired and swam back.
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Husband: are u ready? we have to go for a dinner
Wife: cant u wait one minute
Husband: fast! i am waiting here since long
Wife: so wait na i am not maggi that i will be ready in 2 minutes 😂😂😂😂
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What are you name ??
My name is …………………….
O cool so you name is amiexjdns
Nou wat nee ek weet my naam is bleruske
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Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes
coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is “akanamali”
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You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..
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We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.
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When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won
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Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.
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I just saved a life today on my way out.
I asked a Nyaupe guy how he would feel if l gave him R1000?
He replied ” I will die! Grootman yam”
So l kept my money. Thank God saved a life
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Short People Can Commit Suicide
By Jumping Off Their Bed
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Dating a zcc girl is not a problem, problem starts
when she sends you nudes with a badge on her
bra
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An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service.
3. If You Have 1 Wife, She Fights With You. But If You Have 2 Wives, They Will Fight For You.
Feel The Difference & Decide.
Note: Sender Not Responsible For Any Side Effects.
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Two Rules Of A Man’s Life:
1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady.
2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.
Two Rules Of A Women’s Life:
1. They Flirt By Showing They Are Serious About You.
2. They Never Consider Anyone Seriously.
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