I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too

An american tourist asked a boatman in
zanzibar…
Do you know,
-biology
-psychology
-geology
-geography or criminology?.. …
The boatman said, No i dont know any of those.
The tourist then said, what the hell do you know
on this earth?…you will die of illiteracy .
The boatman said nothing…..After a while the
boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know,
Swimmology and Escapology from the
Crocodiology?…
the tourist said “No”
The boatman then said, well today you will
Drowology and the Crocodiology will eat your
Assology. I will not Helpology and you will dieology
because of your Badmouthology

So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
.
Any Idea ?

My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.

Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight

I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90 at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone started charging the Power bank..

after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???

if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.

If she doesn’t want to introduce you to her parents,
just impregnate her and wait.
My brother,
her parents will come and introduce themselves to you.

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”

Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school

Job interview for a security guard

Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England