Have you realised that most people
that fall pregnant are FEMALES?

Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..

Just because he called and say “sleep like a baby my love”
He doesn’t mean you must urinate on the bed..

African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

You’ll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type …
😒
“Only Di froggie 🐸will Say That “

Her : Boo i’m coming over
ME : I can’t wait baby
Her : But I’m on my period
ME : i said I can’t wait for you, I’m going somewhere.

Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂

So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!

Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms

Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.

To those of you who helped our
mother’s catch us when they wanted
to beat us, How is the police industry
going?

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them

When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a
soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a
broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U
bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or
not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little,
bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
Lol…..
Any words for the Son…?