Just Because She Inbox You,
Doesn’t Mean She Wants You;
Relax!!!

I Don’t Give A Fvck Whether Your Bio Is Written “Taken”…
I’ll Assume That’s Your Favourite Movie.

Dancing with a skinny girl feels like
cleaning the floor with a mop..

At ABSA bank today in Polokwane Branch, a man goes to the ATM and
withdraws all his money. Then goes inside
the same bank and deposit the same
money he withdrew, telling the bank
officer that, my money is not safe outside
in the ATM…people are just withdrawing
anyhow and they may end up
withdrawing my money. Keep my money
inside the bank please!

BANGWE: Honey, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: What happened?
BANGWE: When I opened the
door the light came on and after I urinated
and closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate
in the FRIDGE again!!!!!!

A married man goes to confessional and
says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair
with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?” question the
priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go
near that woman again. Now, say five Hail
Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and
exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any
money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like
you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”

Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

She was my crush until I asked her about school and she said:
2017 I am at matric & I pass matriculated

If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called “hearing?”

The reason im using free mode is not data
problem but i don’t wanna see pics of
some people, i can’t afford having night
mares

Girls if your boyfriend impregnants you
and run away, date your crush and blame
it on him, we don’t want fatherless kids
this year

What if the spider you killed in your home spent the rest of his life thinking u are his roomate, ever thought of that huh. ? No, because you only think of yourself.

In 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovivi scov kintayionshinkov Why you skiped the name?
I will not complete the story

March babies were made in June
should we tell them why they were made

welcome to KwaMashu where a girl borrow clothes
from a friend to go visit a guy

who borrowed a room from his friend

Fake Friends will buy
you alcohol and keep
job opportunities for
themselves .chose
wisely ‘D