Little Nya: ‘Mum, today in the bus Dad asked me to give up a seat to a lady.’
Mother: “That was a great gesture son, thats what real gentlemen do”.
Nya: “…but mum I was sitting on Dad’s lap”

A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
read: “My beloved Parents, I miss you so much
and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I
get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you’ll find a
bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you
young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as
I left you. NOTE: Please take only a drop” So they
opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle
with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and
says: “You go first.” (typical of men!) So the wife
takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows.
Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years
later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter
how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
dad. MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your
father was so jealous that I was so young and
beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he? MOTHER:
Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my
back?

POLITE REMINDER

Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night

Best Regards

Every girl is beautiful..
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

when your Girlfriend post her photo on Facebook asking people how she looks like, my brother just buy her a mirror. We are here for real business. If she is your wife, Big Bros tell her to stop advertising Goods that is not for sale .

Fear can make a nigga ask a pretty girl at the funeral stupid questions like “so you hang out here a lot”…

Guys are never single U dump him today Boom!
He’s already in a 3months relationship….
Promotion

Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me???
Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong to me.

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics.
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online.

“Babe, I will die for you, I will take a bullet for you”…..
Says your boyfriend who urinates in a chamber
because of fear of going outside during the night.