Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….

Guys wigs are meant to confirm beauty,
but some girls wear them to confirm gender.

Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching..
She can’t afford to Loose those airtime and Brazilianhairs because of you…..
.
But just upload them and tag her if she delete those tag…..
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But it’s none of my business

I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong

Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?

Him: baby can I see you today?
Her: John Cena
Him: what?
Her: you can’t see me.

The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.

I’m the only one who hate it while cooking and
someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt

I couldn’t understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally, but it doesn’t hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn’t understand most is why you’re biting your tongue right now?

Baba Saxidas Quote on Men

Long Time Ago, Men Who Sacrificed There Love, Youth, Parents, Identity, Laughter & There Hapines Were Called Saints!

Now They Are Called Husband

A Man Got Two Wishes From God.

He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.

The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks.
Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.