Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint

Some people feel shy taking a taxi
to town because they own cars on
facebook

When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

Remember, there are two words in life
that will open a lot of doors for you.
Push and Pull.

When you’re good, you’re good,
when you’re awesome you’re me.

The only reason I am fat is because
a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Sometimes all you need is love.
Lol, just kidding,
you need money. :’).

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald’s
is admitting a kind of defeat.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough
to appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.

Sometimes people try way so hard
to sound clever on Facebook.

Comedy of errors :

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
‘to my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I ‘ve just been checked in. How are you and the kids? The place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can’t wait to see you.

Spiritual problem is when you walk 10km to work just to get there and realize that the office key is at home, so u bottle up all the emotions this time n walk back home leaving d heavy bag at the office doorstep. On getting home, now the house key is actually in the bag you left at the office doorstep, so you boil up a lil bit but work must go on! so u walk back to the office, pick up the bag angrily and make your way back to the house. On getting home you dip your hands into the bag and see the office key.