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One young lady arrived at a meeting wearing
clothes that were quite revealing her body parts.
Here is what the Boss told her:
He took a good look at her and made her sit.
Then he said something she will never
forget in her whole life.
He looked at her straight in the eyes and
said;
“Lady, everything that God made is valuable in
this world, is well covered and hardly to see, hardly
to find and hardly to get…

Where do you find DIAMONDS??… Deep
down in
the ground, covered and protected.

Where do you find the Biggest PHILIPPINE
PEARLS??…
Deep down at the bottom of the Palawan Ocean,
covered up and protected
in a beautiful shell.

Where do you find GOLD??…
Way down in the
MINE, covered over with layers of rock and to
get them, you have to work hard and dig deep
down to get them. RIGHT??…

.
He looked at her with serious eyes and said;
“Your BODY is SACRED and UNIQUE”
You are far more precious than DIAMONDS,
PEARLS
and GOLD, and your body should be well covered
too.
“So, he added if you keep your TREASURED
MINERAL just like diamonds, pearls, and gold
deeply covered up, a REPUTABLE mining
organization with the requisite machinery will
fly down and conduct YEARS of EXTENSIVE
EXPLORATION…
.
First, they will contact your government
{FAMILY},
sign professional contracts {WEDDING}
and mine you professionally { LEGAL MARRIAGE}
But if you leave your PRECIOUS MINERALS
uncovered on the SURFACE of the EARTH, you
always attract a lot of ILLEGAL MINERS to come
and mine you illegally.
Everybody will just pick up their CRUDE
INSTRUMENT and just have a dig on you just
freely like that.
.
Keep your bodies DEEPLY COVERED so that it
INVITE PROFESSIONAL miners to chase you…
Let us ALL ENCOURAGE our SISTERS,
DAUGHTERS,WIVES, and FRIENDS
to DRESS WELL DECENTLY…
AM I TALKING SENSE?
.
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Wives are two types

The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling😃

The second type

Is the one that everyone has

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ਪਤਨੀਆਂ ਦੋ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਹੁੰਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ

ਇੱਕ ਉਹ ਜੋ ਉਸ ਦੇ ਪਤੀ ਦੀ ਜਰ ਗੱਲ ਸੁਣਦੀ ਹੈ,
ਉਸ ਦੇ ਵਿਚਾਰ ਸਮਝਦੀ ਹੈ,
ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਾਲ ਪੇਸ਼ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਹੈ,
ਅਤੇ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਪਤੀ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਹੋਵੇ, ਮੁਸਕਰਾਉਂਦੀ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਹੈ.

ਦੂਜੀ ਕਿਸਮ
ਓਹ ਹੈ ਜੋ ਹਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੋਲ ਹੈ

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*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*

1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke

*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*

1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo

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My mother used to communicate with eyes while I was growing up…
When visitors are in the house and I am jumping up and down, there is an eye sign which means ​”get out”​

When visitors are eating and you want to eat with them, there is this particular look which means ​”if you collect anything here I will skin you alive”​ but meanwhile she will be telling the visitors “don’t mind her, she won’t eat or she has eaten..”

When you pay a visit to any family member and you want to cry over what is not yours, there is this look which means ​”if I hear pim from you again, I will flog you dead”​.

But today’s mother… I mean our young mummies today ehhh…
Their eyes are already weakened with mascara, eye lashes and heavy-duty facelifts and make-ups from Mary Kay to Jenifer Lopez to Angelina Jolie. In short, the eyes can’t communicate again… when they are looking at a child, the child will be looking back at them because that child is seeing them as either a magician or masquerade or even doll baby, which they are used to.

Share with folks on your contacts list. Don’t laugh alone.

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Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.

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Teacher: “Who is the President of
South Africa?”
Children: “Dingiswayo.”
Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?”
Children: “Benny McCathy.”
Teacher: “Correct. What is the
capital city of South Africa?”
Children: “Mangaung.”
Teacher: “Very good, and who
composed the National Anthem?”
Children: “Ladysmith Mambazo.”
Teacher: “Excellent. What do you
call people from Mosco?”
Children: “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher: “Perfect. How much is 2 +
5?”
Children: “25.”
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government
increases my salary!

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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter;
I don’t mind and you don’t matter.

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Spend your life with who makes you happy,
not with who you have to impress.

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Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.

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Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.

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Sometimes second chance work out better
than the first b’coz you already learned from your mistakes.

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Im not looking for someone who has everything.
But someone who has time to spend with me
more than anything.

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Its better to let go with a smile in face
than to hold on with tears in eyes.

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I still remember the feeling I felt
when I first started talking to you.

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Distance means so little when someone means so much.

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