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Relationships are like a Book.
It takes years to write but second to burn.

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Someone somewhere is having sex with your future wife
And you’re here Reading My Posts

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Don’t you ever date a Skhothane guy
He will burn you just to prove a point

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Lifake Wena Babe ”

Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona

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Lifake Wena Babe ”

Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona

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Her : babe its over
Me : Whats over?
Her : My love for you
Me : Okay let’s use mine

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She was my crush until I saw her going to the
toilet holding a cement paper.

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I may not be the PERFECT ONE for you.
But I will always try to be the RIGHT ONE for you.

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GOD hears every unspoken words, sees every unseen wound,
mend every unbearable pain. Have faith and be strong!

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I don’t want to be your whole life —
Just your favorite part.

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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo

Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /

Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?

Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz

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Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”

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Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

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Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname

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If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience

Is it still called Stand-up comedy??

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