Banat at Kasabihan:
-Kung ramdam mong ikaw ang mundo nya,
aba adik ka! Feeling mo planeta ka?
-Kung takot kang mawala ako,
mas lalo ako,takot akong mawala ako!
-Pano ka mabubuhay kung wala siya?
Simple lng,
huminga ka wag kang tanga!
-Mahirap lunukin ang PRIDE,
lalo kung Bareta!
-Kapag mahal mo,ipaglaban mo,hanggat maaga.
kasi kung hhndi mo aagahan, gagabihin ka,
tulog na un!
-sa pag-ibig walang bingi,
walang pipi,
TANGA marami!
Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic
उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है।
वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है
सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं।
कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं
मर्द शादी के बाद भी विद्यार्थी ही रहता है..
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बीवी को लगता है माँ सिखा रही है…
और माँ को लगता है बीवी सिखा रही है .
काजोल मोदी जी से स्वच्छ भारत अभियान पे बातचीत करने के दौरान
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काजोल – सर मुझे स्वच्छ भारत का हिस्सा बनना है
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मोदी जी – गुड बेटा!! लेकिन पहले ये कार्य घर से शुरू करो
अजय को बोलो विमल खा के इधर उधर ना थूकें