A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
“It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
“Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed.
I said, “I’ll prove it to you if you want me to!”
“Go on then.” he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he looked at me and said, “Well, show me your pocket then.”
“What for?” I asked.
He said, “The drugs.”
I said, “What drugs?”

​Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to
kill yourself but you still wait for your change…​😳😳😳😳😳
​are you serious?! “​

A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.

He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.

Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “I Am Not American.”

Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”

Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“

A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!

The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business

Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.

Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,

As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!

So, The Judge Commented,

“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case

Because

Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer

&

An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!

The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,

That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“

Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend

Boy: “Hey, All The Best”

Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.