When your family finally accepts that you
are a whore
They will be like
”Please bring pizza when you’re back

*Overheard This Weekend*
Boy: Babe come over to my place
Gal: what do you want us to do?
Boy: Jus chill
Gal: I don’t chill…that’s how people end up
with chill-dren!

Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
.
The teacher slap poor little John.
.
Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”

Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.

Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha

Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..

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Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?

Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3