Passanger: Eish labo Mageza bayanuka man.
Taxi Driver: Sinuka fresh angithi siyageza thina, nje ngoba nisbiza ngabo Mageza.. Wena awugezi uyanuka.
#Mageza_mpolaye😂😂😂
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I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊
Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!
Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?
Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?
Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾
Ubaba ko uye gay mego feka abotoths uthe take everything ecsept my lipstick
Uth uhamba no Sne eytolo uzwe ipackstan lith “too much febile di one”
Ushaye uThandeka ngempama✋
uzwe esethi👉 “what are you trying to happen huh?”
If ujola nabangani bam, khohlwa ngendaba yomshado!
Asiyikhulumi ngisho noma sidakiwe
Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo
ISUKE ISHO UKTHIN VELE I-EX YAKHO MAYITHI”saxabana yin?”😂😂😂
Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu
Umfazi akabekwa isandla.
That’s why ngimshaya ngelitje.”
Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii
baby vuka ngikukhape Gal chaa ngakithi ngibatshelile ukuba ngizobuya monthe end