Nami sengiyakwazi ukuhlala esihlalweni somoya kwazisholo intombazane yakwa Nongoma isikwazi ukushaya iVosho
Sub Categories
Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan
Ngilahlekelwe iqhude elibuthuvi benja ne skhukhukazi esilubende engathi carpet, kamakhelwane bebengkhomba ngo galo, bengnayina
Kazi laba abahlale bethi baze balithwala idombolo isuke ikhona yini inyama yembuzi, ngoba alihambi lodwa lihamba nayo
At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone
COPIED FROM SIR:
Mhlazana ngikhonjwa ngelongo eShabula.
.
Kusemini yantambama ilanga selilithube ngivela nathisa inkomo, hawu ngisadubula ivokloklo ngikhuza isitshebo esembeswe ngoboya ngisiyavalela ekhaya.
.
Hawu okulithokazi kuphambuke indlela kufuna ukuyakudla isithingithingi sentakubomvu esasiceleni kwesifudlana, ngingakunqandi lokukunqanda kwavandamuka kodwa kwaphosa kwakhipha uchago okulumunye kuthange, konke ngikukhangele ngahleka ngaze ngezwa kunwayizela amavili ogqogqogqo ngibona lesisiga
.
Ngasondela ke ngifuna ukubona into etshayisa uvalo into engangenkomo, ngithe ngibuqama ngibone isandla sisikha amahlamvu siwatshwathika, ngibona kuphuma inkazana ngemuva izithintitha, abuye asolobele futhi kwazise wayephinda umphehlo wokuqutha lokhe ngisazibuza ukuthi engabe esenzani engaka esethusa isitshebo, umbuzo wacitsha ngemva kokubona inkalakatha yebhalabhala lempukane eluhlaza tshoko ilenda ngemva kwalapho inkazana ekhona yaphuma incinda isiziyela endaweni zayo.
.
Mina, ” uyakaka Sisi ” ebesethuka ebuqamulela elahla amahlamvu, ngahle ngaqala ukukhombisa, ngigiqela amazwi embuluza esithi uyangenyanya ngiyindoda enjani esondela emuntwini ezikhulula, esitsho njalo ngikhangele ikaka yakhe ngekhona lelihlo ngibobotheke ngithi uyanginyanya sibili uqinisile? athule. Ngiqhubeke ngigiqela ngize ngimbone eseqala ukuqunta amahlamvu ngihle ngitsho ngenhliziyo ukuthi sengena emudweni ngibone esesula ngawo nxa eqeda
ethi asiyekhulumela duze lenkomo, sesifikile ebengikhomba.
.
Saqhubana sizixoxela ebethi isisu besimgijimisa ngakho iphango limsusela amanqe alikho isu mhlawumbe engingalenza afumane okuya emthaleni.
.
Ngezwa kuhela enhliziyweni ngahle ngabamba ithokazi lonaleliyana elingela ngqondo elihamba lilunguza abantu abazikhululayo ngamosela, sadla kwabamnandi kwanjeyana savalelisana ngamthembisa ukuthi sizohlala sisenza into efanayo nsukuzonke, wabobotheka sehlukana.
.
Ngathi ngifika ekhaya ngithola bepheke ibhobola lamaluba alo liphelekezelwa yisitshwala samabele amafitshane, lesandambe sokulumela, ngahle ngathi mina lingangibali ozizwa efuna ukubala kayebala inkomo esibayeni ngangena emkulwini ngathatha itolomoli yamanzi lenkomitsho ngadonsa utshani bokuvungula ephahleni ngadlula ngisiya exhibeni lami ngadlula ngibhodla duze labo ngathi ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo.
You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
Her: BBY yini manje Lena elibe ingibandisa Lana eynqeni
Him: hau bby mfethu amasende mos lawa
Her: ayike faka konke phakathi namasende ngoba nawo ayagodola shame 😂😂
Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…
Angis’funi nje iscefe okok’qala ngisaphotha i-Kaizer Kaizer Chiefs, iyadliwa
I-stress nje siphathisa nge-stroke ube uthih okwe straw
Kuthiwa zonke izinzizwa ezimnyama ezinkulu azilethe amacv ngoba lezizwa ekhangisa Ka Cambridge ishoni
isdudla if sjika ikhona ngathi itruck eliphethe ucement
Wenzele intombi yase Limpopo iMed Lemon ayiphuze namakhekhe
From last year 2018 :-
Ngikubiza nge Thuso Phala ngakushaya, wahamba nge walk ye para, wafika King Monada wasiwisa ngengoma kwafika ufundisi wasivusa kulonyaka, cabanga eboxin…
Igama la Amahle uma umbheka kbukeka lingaphelele ngendlela amubi ngayo.
Wothi ngiloqedele – Amahlephuhlephu