Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho
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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi
Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.
Pastor : nkulunku unamandla 💪🏻💪🏻💪
Child :uGym naye yin
“Nywe nywe Shaka Zulu never had a child”
kan Cosmo mntwanaban??
Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is 😍 ” 🧟 ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone
Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi
Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel?? 😤
Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
Inyama yaseWoolworths ndlela le idura ngayo ngathi inkukhu zalapha zine Matric,
Long Distance Relationship😒
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Thabo : Wud 😘
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe 🤗
Thabo : Mapha😢
Her : Thatha 🍕🌮🌭🍟
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done
Top 3 ya Difebe according to each tribe.
Ndebele
1. Ndlelehle
2. Sbongile
3. Nomqhibelo
Pedi
1. Mmametja
2. Rosina
3. Pheladi
Vhenda
1. Phumudzo
2. Lufuno
3. Mashudu
Tswana
1. Kutlwano
2. Boitumelo
3. Kerabetswe
Zulu
1. Sne
2. Mbali
3. Ntombikayise
Xhosa
1. Siviwe
2. Luthando
3. Luvuyo
Afrikaans
1. Chantelle
2. Leon
3. Maria
Tsonga
1. Tiniko
2. Tsakane
3. Ntsako
NGIKHUMBUL UMAMA KULAMALANGA NGATHI NGINGABEK INDABA YAMI KUYE
Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”
Teacher to learner
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: What!!!!
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: Say it in IsiZulu
BOY: Ibus ibingafuni ukuduma!!!