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– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane
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Dear Zulus🗣
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?
BOY: I love you babie.
GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali
BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina?
I SALUTE THIS GUY
Him: bbe Ngthanda wena wedwa
Her: Kfanele
Your parents are praying for you to live long wena
you are busy singing“MONATE MPOLAYE”
Kwakunenyama komunyumuzi sekuntambama kanti kuzodlula isipoki kunezinja laykhaya zasibona zasihubha sabaleka saze sayogibela esihlahlen sathula sabuka lezinja ngesikade sathi imhlolo yami phelale kwasho ispokwe sihujwa yizinja abo konje namingiyiso
Dear Zulus Ke King Monada ‘
Umunada Ke your brother Shaka Zulu.
Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???
Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??
Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???
Stolen 😂
KZN has Zuma
KZN has THE KING SHAKAZULU
KZN has Nasty C
KZN has Black coffee
KZN has maskandi
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KZN has khozi fm
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KZN has Zakes Bantwini
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AYBO ZALO olwethu
NeSIBAYA esethu
iVosho eyethu
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KZN has Fact Durban Rocks
KZN has Durban July
KZN has Kwesta
“BAYANYA LABA” owethu noMampintsha
KZN has Babes Wodumo
ANC eyethu
Leader of NFP owethu
KZN has acapella iThimba le-Africa and Abathandwa
Leader of IFP owethu
KZN has Umoba
KZN has Iyadi
KZN has uMax’s Lifestyle
KZN has Zimbali
KZN Ulwandle (ngo December nje nigcwala
la )
KZN has Workshop
KZN has Umlazi Gangster
KZN has the largest Habour
KZN has ABAFANA BAKA GCABA
KZN has Vuma Zion (Mukelani Mkhonza) and Prof Vusi Gama
KZN has Amazulu FC
KZN has Golden Arrows
KZN has MUT
KZN has DUT
KZN has UNIZULU
KZN has UKZN
KZN has Maritzburg United
KZN is The Home of IGQOMU
Konke nje okwethu
even Van dam wabulawa kZN
S.A eyethu
Awusho nawe okukhumbulayo
Only Zulu’s Will Name Twins
Buhle and Buhleee
Umbona ngokubhala amaPex efika eMzini uMakoti ukuthi kusazonyiwa
Uzathi isdudla siya idibala kanti sishaye
ivosho sahluleka uku sukuma