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Ime Kahl ngan yabant inking ifik ibe sebuswena
I’m trying guyz but woza sizohleka sonke sibangene nngohleko kphela
If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me,
I can’t eat the whole elephant alone
Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?
Morning haw emini so
Okey ngizobuya ekuseni ntambama
Uzw umunt emudal eth hayibo Mtanami
Ongithathel ilokuzan phez kwenansikan uyileth laaaa!
Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel
Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂
Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti
Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!
Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
Some people think ukhumbul’ekhaya is a Joke
“I’m Miriam i’m 85years bengicela ukhumbul’ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wan” imagine
Hey wena sdakwa asikhulumi nawe kubalulekile Ku nhlangano yomndeni
Mama owayengasazi isbuko indoda yakhe ubuya eGoli wathi esewasha ingubo ilumakoti wasbona lesbuko. Wasbuka wacaasuuka sethi ubaba ” baba uhlezi ungabuyi eGoli Kanti uhlalele lelizimuzimu” wabhilita umuntu
Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow
Ukube ububi bu’hlungu ngabe baningi abantu
Abagcwele iy’bhedlela