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Usath kuzoba LIT ๐Ÿ‘ŒDecember…
Bavebakusentaben kusasa ๐Ÿ˜•
Unye Nyii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ



USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
๐Ÿ‘‡
UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Benza umsindo babanga imali, imali yona ayina msindo, umsindo awuna mali, imali msindo onganawmali. .. entlek uthini lomjita? Fana mara

y ngyamuvuma Lo owafaka usawoti/salt kumafinyila , ๐Ÿ˜‡Yaz uyayaz into yakhe . Wawafaka kamnandi Yaz nje awababi ayadleka nje nesinkwa ๐Ÿค—
๐Ÿ˜•โœ‹๏ธ๐Ÿšฎ


Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi

Ungene eBank ungu Brock Lesner ๐Ÿ’ช ngolaka lwamaTransaction angacacile ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ“„

Uphume ususwabe ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚ njengomuntu omithiselwe intombi sebekuchazelile


Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin ๐Ÿš noma ngithi ukulinda kancane ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿค”?


Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„???

Kwanongoma kuthiwa amanzi bawakhokhla enduneni ngob uMfula udlula ngasemzini wenduna


Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.


Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„?

Orlando Pirates Fan Died Because
He Refused To Say “Makhosi” While
A Sangoma Was Consulting Him.


When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”

Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.

Ubufebe buyabulala guys ๐Ÿ˜ข.
Just ask yourself ukuthi why kungekho uGogo obizwa ngo Zinhle,
Mbali, Sne, Rato or Palesa.