Usath kuzoba LIT ๐December…
Bavebakusentaben kusasa ๐
Unye Nyii๐๐
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USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
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UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ ๐ญ
Benza umsindo babanga imali, imali yona ayina msindo, umsindo awuna mali, imali msindo onganawmali. .. entlek uthini lomjita? Fana mara
y ngyamuvuma Lo owafaka usawoti/salt kumafinyila , ๐Yaz uyayaz into yakhe . Wawafaka kamnandi Yaz nje awababi ayadleka nje nesinkwa ๐ค
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Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi
Ungene eBank ungu Brock Lesner ๐ช ngolaka lwamaTransaction angacacile ๐ณ๐
Uphume ususwabe ๐ข๐ถโโ njengomuntu omithiselwe intombi sebekuchazelile
Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin ๐ noma ngithi ukulinda kancane ๐๐ค?
Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
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Dating a Zulu girl…..
Me: Love you๐๐๐
Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego๐๐???
Kwanongoma kuthiwa amanzi bawakhokhla enduneni ngob uMfula udlula ngasemzini wenduna
Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.
Dating a Zulu girl…..
Me: Love you๐๐๐
Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego๐๐?
Orlando Pirates Fan Died Because
He Refused To Say “Makhosi” While
A Sangoma Was Consulting Him.
When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.
Ubufebe buyabulala guys ๐ข.
Just ask yourself ukuthi why kungekho uGogo obizwa ngo Zinhle,
Mbali, Sne, Rato or Palesa.