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When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu
After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!
Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.
Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨
Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
Yaz akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuhlangana le(X)yakho ungela mbazo!!!
Ayikho neyodwa intombazane yaseMlazi 👩engenayo I Ex ye Pakistan 👳
Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe
Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋
Girls, xolisani kulabo sisi enizibiza ngabo uma nishelwa.
uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”
Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.
Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
Indoda eqotho mabethi
“Bbe angina data” ithi yona
Bbe relax soxox kusas mas unalo
Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.
Anyway Wagibela iTaxi
Ngamabele Awile
May’fika eGarage Siyawapompa, Siyezwana
Lapho?