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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.
Bendlula kwenye I taroad driving from work to home
Ngabona I sigh ETSI siyakulalela nendoda uma ukuma period cantac..6789101121
A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
Wathi omunye ubhuti evakashela ugal wake waqhamuka ehlezi nabangani bakhe,nengane,wathi ugal ey nasilesicefe wase eya kuye, kanti iyezwa ingane, waphinda wabbits ngenye imini ubhuti wafica ingane engekho losisi washya umlayezo enganenj, yavuma wathi uzothi uthunywe ubani yathi ingane ngizothi ngithunywe uscefe, ai sithwele nina madoda
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Yin iPOLO?
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Yin iPOLO???
Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako
The rest kebafana banyaupe
anajifanya haezi ruka mtaro ety miguu haziezi panuka lakn wacha ifike kwa bed
Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi iplate ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha
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Eish nekhand ngath single Kush min sengphuz itiye
Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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