Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla 🙍e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”
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Dear Zulus🗣
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
Usatsi uhlala phansi Ku relationship
Afike umnikati we stulo 😀😁😂😃
If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni
-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe
Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
“Sicela uDriver weMercedes-Benz AMG C63 azoyisusa ikuWrong Parking Spot”
😏Ngavele ngasukuma ngayozamula Ngaphandle 🤣
awuyazi inhlonipho engiyithole sengibuya
Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile
UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
Usats ugezile umuhle afike muntfu atsi “geza sihambe”
Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
Intombi yam iyisidomu yangifonela ya thing I
so yo no na kobekungekhomuntu kwakungekho muntu ngampela nayoyayingekho
Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.”
Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”
Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo
You can’t even organise a suprise party with black people bazoya kuyena and say:
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“siyeza kwi Suprise party yakho next week”
Kungani amanye amadoda ethanda ihwanqa?Asekhathele ama boereklap
Thina abanye inkomo sesiyoze siyibone ngeHeritage Day, nakhona ivela phansi kwemvunulo kusinwa.