Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday
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Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee
Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?”
Student: “Nguna-Mozeh”
😂😂😂😂💦
Ngahle ngaphuma e classin
Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.
Abe mnyama umuntu ungathi washa the time kubangwa imali ye-stokvel(a)🤣🏃♂💨
WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
Thina majita masithi syanithanda sisuke sinqamulela siqonde ukuthy siyani thanda*zela) yingakho ekugcineni sidlala ngani
Ube mubi uze ungakhonkothwa nayinja.
A dog thinking ay uzongidla phela lomuntu.
Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒
Ngisola I Skin cancer yaz
Manginwaya emhlane
iinzipho zibuya
Zimnyama😭
Baba nkulunkulu siza baba abantu bakho bebulala abafazi nengane baba
After school is after school”
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Sikhe safunda kab’hlungu kodwa yaz
I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg
Her : Baby Ngizoba Njan Without Ih Make’Up 😊
Me : Uzoba Single Sthandwa Saam