Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂
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Taxi driver uthatha indlela enqamulelayo.
👵🏽: “Kanti uyaphi le tekisi driver?”
Taxi Driver: “Iya phambili.”
If ungowesmame omuhle🥰 omekahle🙌o-clean, Unokuba thick{nyana}👌namehlo amakhulu👀nama💋 lips😋ne ass💯osaba amaphela😎ngibize ngizokubulela🤷♂️
Ukube lomfana akashongo ukuthi uzofaka kancane,
ngabe kangisalanga eblasini eliya emhlangeni
Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
CURRICULUM VITAE OF SELIBONA NYAA
Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987
REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla
Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle
Teacher to learner
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: What!!!!
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: Say it in IsiZulu
BOY: Ibus ibingafuni ukuduma!!!
Intshebe ifuna engathi u ngaba nemoto ungalokhu uzula ngey nyawo njenge mbuzi
Kahle kahle labantu abanamalimu nabanezimpandla kwakufanele bahole impesheni ngoba nabo bakhubazekile.
👨⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”
“Cha uyabashintsha mjita✋🏽” kusho mina ngibona icrush yami ihamba nesoka layo😏😢
Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.
Iphi ingqondo?
Nifanelene no Bbe wakho yize umphakathi usashaqekile ngesenzo senu
Mxolisi jst proved ukuth
isferb ngeke usiyekise
ubuferb
Lento isegazini
Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami.
Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?🙄