Ngihambeke nomnganami sishaye indowo ngimbonise ikatsilami,endlelenisilambe ngithenge isinkwa he thinilafishi,athenge isinkwanaye he can ye coke.umasengilivula ithini lafishi avule I can ye coke ngizwengqye sememeza…
chini kuthenizingaphumikumi ezibhelekexe eziphuma phakuwe
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Kuchazani ukuthi I don’t know ngesizulu and don’t tell me ukuth awaz
Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising usβ.
πMina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni
If ubae wakho ukwatile,nawe kwata nibe yi skwatta Camp once
Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. π π π
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.
Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. π π π
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shemπ:
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Palesa : Hi babyπ
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?π
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.π
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke π”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”π
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Sol : “Viva comrade
90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. π
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!π¨ Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s πππ
Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama
I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi
Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. π
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!π¨
Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
Knock on the door πͺ
Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?
Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.
When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night
Boomπ£π£π£
Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”πππ