THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza ✋

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁‍♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol 😢😕
•°•
Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
.
Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!👌

When your dad is gay
Him:knock knock
You:ke mang…?
Him:ke ntsatsago

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi