Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black, then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona abafika neBlack Friday..

Africans would be busy saying”Nywe, nywe – ungabukeli lomunye muntfu phansi”. 😂 😂 😂
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So, what if that person is too short. I meant vele lanye sisazoba bukela phansi.

I was dreaming drinking an expensive whiskey the next thing in the morning ngithole iskiki sam si empty…

Usathi uyahlala kwi
Relationship
Afike umnikaz wesihlalo

UNyaa udla isitshwala loyise,badla mganu munye
lamuhla. Emganwini kule 2pieces kuphela, enkulu
lencane. uSekaNyaa ma etsheba athinte encane, ahle
ayeqe uNyaa: touch z a move baba…athule usekaNyaa athathe
encane afake phezu kwenkulu adobhe zombili..amangale
uNyaa, ��,wenzani baba��?Libhobho mfanami

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.

Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Uthi ushela intombi ihamba nengane yayo ivele iphendule kuqala ingane “Asambe mama mubi lona”

Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..

When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu

Taxi driver: mshana UnaNgaki?

Child: Ekhaya ngina 6 la Taxin ngina 3

Uthi umnika uSwidi umuntu onuka umlomo,
avele awfake ephaketheni athi ngzowudla ekhaya

Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?

Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin

Namhlanje kumhlaka 25 usuku lokubizwa My Love, Babey, Sweetheart lamanye nje amagama aromantic.
Khoninto efunekayo ke lapho

Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee

{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.