Nezitolo zama make up ziyavalwa ngzonihleka ngize ngicashe ngamasosha 😂😂😂
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Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
White : she’s has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ itsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin .kk kit Kat
Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni. 😐
Vocadom
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.woooh✋ ngsacel ubuyel emuva ufunde kahle😁😁
*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌
These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys
Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.
“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami👎
Sesi mane siya jola akusitsi
Sonke leyowu bona umbuso wemshado 😀😁😂
Kusho Sesi sokhatsele ma out
👩🏽🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔
Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. 😚 Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.
JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?
Inkani🤷♂️ kulamantombazane afana nobababo, agoloze usisi ubone kahle ukuthi uyiseke manje lo ☝️
🗣️ Ngyaxolisa nomzanu Xaba🙏
January Tip:
Majita to all those abacabanga ukuyolobola,abalobole
manje ngo January cz imindeni imukela noma yin ofika nayo!!