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Umuntu athi indoda yakho ikwenza islima as if eyakhe imenza udokotela🙄!



Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂

Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
😂😂😂


Izolo sidakwe sahlaba imvu 🐑 sayosa 🍖🥩kodwa manje eksen sivuka imvu ikhona 🤔iboshiwe 🌳and inja 🐕 idukile 👀

Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒

When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋


Umona

US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole

Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!

Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen


Breaking News

*Thina sikhule kabuhlungu straight!*

“`Bewuthi uzihlalele nje uzwe kuthiwa:“`

“ _Mbambeni simpeyite_ “

Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo
Him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho 😂


Uthi udlalisa mntwana eTaxin bavele bathi

“Ukhuluma i English k’phela loyo


To Qualify to study at DUT udinga amaPoints angaphezulu kancane nje kwawePirates bese aweKaizer awokungena eMedical School 😁😁😜

Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”

Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo

Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?

Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.


My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE

“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?” 🤔

Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷‍♂️